Tuesday, May 10

Rocky lyrics - The Lonely Island

I couldn't find these online yet so I just wrote them out, enjoy.

Here's a little story that I think you'll like.
It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike.
So buckle your seat belts, it's gunna get choppy and listen to the tale of the time I faught Rocky.

One day me and all my friends were hanging, talking about which of the girls was most banging.
Then one friend says 'You know who's really tough, Rocky, the boxer.'
Well, I said 'Yeah I know what about him'
He said 'He's really tough.'
No way man, I'm calling your bluff.
I think that I can take him and to prove my point, I'll challenge him in public, Yeah that's the joint.

So the very next day, staying true to my word and I snuck on TV, so I can be heard.
I said 'Rocky if you're out there I think you're a nerd
And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd.'

I got kicked out but the candle was lit 'cuz the people had to know if my claim was legit.
It made the headlines then I got the call..It was Rocky, and he wanted a brawl.
We negotiated terms and set the date then I went into training to add some muscle weight.
While I punched on meat in a rickedy shack he was sipping on wine having models rub his back.

At the way in, boy the tension was high. Me and Rock toe to toe and eye to eye.
I talked some trash we got pulled apart, I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart.

Skip ahead, the big night is finally here. My body was ripped and my mind was clear.
We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd, people chanting my name, I'd never felt
so proud.
Faced off once more in the centre of the ring, touched gloves then a prayer then the
bell went 'ding'.

He hit me with a left and shattered my face then a right sent my teeth all over the place.
Then another great punch caved in my eye socket, he broke my jaw and my trainer yelled
'stop it!'
But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs, blood sprayed off my face and onto
some kids.
They yelled out more, and Rocky obliged.
I had to think of some way to turn the tides, so I leaned back to hit him with all my might.
Took and swing but he caught me with a sucker punch right. Then a sucker punch left and a sucker
punch right then 22 consecutive sucker punch rights.

He tore off my arms and beat me with them. Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision.
He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin, the bone splinter shot right out of my skin, people barfed in the crowd, they were going insane. Then Rocky punched my nose bone into my brain.

I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts.
Then Rocky pissed on me, customary in sports.
The doctor came out and pronounced me dead.
And that was the night I faught Rocky.

Wicky wikcy wah..



Zombie said...

Lonely Island is so flipping funny!

dlp12 said...

Ahaha, I love Lonely Island. They make the some of the funniest songs I have ever heard. By the way, thanks for taking your time to write these lyrics out for us.

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